Jaguar Diehard
Active Member
Since I can't get over to the MFs page, I thought that it was my duty to go ahead and start my Pimpin' duties by taking and filtering orders for TUCKER HALL!!!
The bi-annual FAMU Tucker Fest will feature a TWO-FER HO Nite! Prices starting at $10. Only $5 extra for one with teeth!
Two years ago, this program was a HUGE success. As a matter of fact, the Jags are still scratchin' and ordering Blue Star ointment!
Get those orders in and puhleez follow these helpful hints...
1) Due to past experiences, no Jag football playa's allowed. Even if FAMU fans are treatin'. Ya'll have to save your pimpin' for the game!
2) If the girl has facial hair, she probably ain't a girl.
3) If she constantly scratches, she probably ain't right.
4) If she says her nickname is Toine, she probably ain't right, either.
5) Ask for the "Big Fang Bang" discount. A hit with all the tourists!
6) "Because it's green!" don't sit well with anyone but FAMU folks.
7) That hissin' sound in the bed has nothing to do with an air mattress.
8) Cheap Trick is not a rock band from Tucker Hall.
9) The girl they call the "Missing Link" has nothing to do with the TV show the "Weakest Link". Yes, they do PAY you, but not THAT dayum much!!
10) For heaven's sake, never, ever fall for the "wanna see my pet snake?" line.
Send your donations/orders to:
The Mutha Tucker Foundation
6969 Tucker Hall
FAMU
Tallahassee, FL 99999
*Food stamps and Monopoly money are welcome!*
The bi-annual FAMU Tucker Fest will feature a TWO-FER HO Nite! Prices starting at $10. Only $5 extra for one with teeth!
Two years ago, this program was a HUGE success. As a matter of fact, the Jags are still scratchin' and ordering Blue Star ointment!
Get those orders in and puhleez follow these helpful hints...
1) Due to past experiences, no Jag football playa's allowed. Even if FAMU fans are treatin'. Ya'll have to save your pimpin' for the game!
2) If the girl has facial hair, she probably ain't a girl.
3) If she constantly scratches, she probably ain't right.
4) If she says her nickname is Toine, she probably ain't right, either.
5) Ask for the "Big Fang Bang" discount. A hit with all the tourists!
6) "Because it's green!" don't sit well with anyone but FAMU folks.
7) That hissin' sound in the bed has nothing to do with an air mattress.
8) Cheap Trick is not a rock band from Tucker Hall.
9) The girl they call the "Missing Link" has nothing to do with the TV show the "Weakest Link". Yes, they do PAY you, but not THAT dayum much!!
10) For heaven's sake, never, ever fall for the "wanna see my pet snake?" line.
Send your donations/orders to:
The Mutha Tucker Foundation
6969 Tucker Hall
FAMU
Tallahassee, FL 99999
*Food stamps and Monopoly money are welcome!*
