MACHIAVELLI
Chairman/C.E.O.
My name is Robert K"int" and I throw interceptions!
GURL!!! LOOK AND SEE IF MY KITCHEN STRAIGHT!!
GURL!!! LOOK AND SEE IF MY KITCHEN STRAIGHT!!
Picture Smack
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Jaguar Diehard
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DAYUMMMMMMMM!!!
Hmmmmmm!
If a QB throws 15 completions and 5 interceptions, does that mean he only had 10 completions? :idea:
15 + (- 5) = 10
Also, if he has 245 yards in completions and throws for 85 yards on interceptions returns does he have 160 yards total? :idea:
245 + (-85) = 160
HEY MAFIA!!!
If SU is playing jSUe earlier in the schedule and K'int' gets knocked da pluck out, will you cry again all season long like you did last year? :idea:
K'int' is definitely re-writing the record books!!!
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Hmmmmmm!
If a QB throws 15 completions and 5 interceptions, does that mean he only had 10 completions? :idea:
15 + (- 5) = 10
Also, if he has 245 yards in completions and throws for 85 yards on interceptions returns does he have 160 yards total? :idea:
245 + (-85) = 160
HEY MAFIA!!!
If SU is playing jSUe earlier in the schedule and K'int' gets knocked da pluck out, will you cry again all season long like you did last year? :idea:
K'int' is definitely re-writing the record books!!!
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Get Ready
Well-Known Member
If a QB beats your ass 2 years in a row....and he scores more points than you...does that mean that he is just better than you? If you use stats to justify a loss, does that mean you suck?
If your coach has 3 time outs and he uses 1 time out to tie his shoe....then he uses another timeout to go to the bathroom....and he uses another timeout to stop the game while he makes a personal phone call...Then he cries at the end of a game cause the refs wont give him another one...does that make him an idiot?
1+1+1+3 3-3=0
You lose again
If your coach has 3 time outs and he uses 1 time out to tie his shoe....then he uses another timeout to go to the bathroom....and he uses another timeout to stop the game while he makes a personal phone call...Then he cries at the end of a game cause the refs wont give him another one...does that make him an idiot?
1+1+1+3 3-3=0
You lose again
Jaguar Diehard
Active Member
I just love this guy!!
Hell, I do have more questions...
If your coach has been elevated from #3 Jock Washer to #2 Jock Washer, does he become the next DC?
If your HEAD coach still use coupons for cleaning products for the Athletic Dept., is he qualified to bring home the SWAC East Title, or is he having flashbacks?
If Memorial is filled with Columbia Blue and Gold and the attendance is announced at 58K, would you say that jSUe averages that?
If a game is played during a torrential downpour with tornadoes skipping all over Jackson and the attendance is still in excess of 32K, would we say that jSUe averages that?
If jSUe is allotted 20K in tickets for the Superdome and only sells 5K, dayum near everybody in the Dome has on Columbia Blue and Gold and an announced attendance exceeds 42K, would you say that half are jSUe fans?
If YOU look at a stat that says
jSUe OPP
PENALTIES-YARDS.. 97-880 144-1160
and don't see a discrepancy, then could you be blind? Case in point, SU-14, JSU-8
When Col. Whitefolks flies his favorite flag at Memorial during an HBCU HOME game featuring the jSUe Tiggers, does that constitute a "hook-up"?
Is it September yet?
Hell, I do have more questions...
If your coach has been elevated from #3 Jock Washer to #2 Jock Washer, does he become the next DC?
If your HEAD coach still use coupons for cleaning products for the Athletic Dept., is he qualified to bring home the SWAC East Title, or is he having flashbacks?
If Memorial is filled with Columbia Blue and Gold and the attendance is announced at 58K, would you say that jSUe averages that?
If a game is played during a torrential downpour with tornadoes skipping all over Jackson and the attendance is still in excess of 32K, would we say that jSUe averages that?
If jSUe is allotted 20K in tickets for the Superdome and only sells 5K, dayum near everybody in the Dome has on Columbia Blue and Gold and an announced attendance exceeds 42K, would you say that half are jSUe fans?
If YOU look at a stat that says
jSUe OPP
PENALTIES-YARDS.. 97-880 144-1160
and don't see a discrepancy, then could you be blind? Case in point, SU-14, JSU-8
When Col. Whitefolks flies his favorite flag at Memorial during an HBCU HOME game featuring the jSUe Tiggers, does that constitute a "hook-up"?
Is it September yet?
Get Ready
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Let me get this straight...hold me down
You lost the game, so the best you can do is attendance smack...is that it?
Your brilliant coach is 2-2 against the Jock Washer....so what does that make your coach? And they year he is going to be 2-3...YOu could even be 2-4 since the west is so weak.
Columbia Blue and Gold? No son.....light blue and high yellow. You know what it stands for. You dont have to be a rocket scientist to get the subliminal message.
Please channel you anger in a more constructive direction. I know you are tired of these JSU ass whippings. Dont worry kent and Manning will graduate leaving you a chance to compete.....in 2 years.
You lost the game, so the best you can do is attendance smack...is that it?
Your brilliant coach is 2-2 against the Jock Washer....so what does that make your coach? And they year he is going to be 2-3...YOu could even be 2-4 since the west is so weak.
Columbia Blue and Gold? No son.....light blue and high yellow. You know what it stands for. You dont have to be a rocket scientist to get the subliminal message.
Please channel you anger in a more constructive direction. I know you are tired of these JSU ass whippings. Dont worry kent and Manning will graduate leaving you a chance to compete.....in 2 years.
"NOISE TALKA"
Mr. Hatedandloved
Girl i got a feelin' we about to get our arse kicked!
I was thinkin' the same thing gull!
They scored again? Dayum!
No no no no no, stop him!
Them muthaf*ckers scored again.
Oh well! Fugg it!
Get Ready
Well-Known Member
Originally posted by "NOISE TALKA"
Girl i got a feelin' we about to get our arse kicked!
I was thinkin' the same thing gull!
They scored again? Dayum!
No no no no no, stop him!
Them muthaf*ckers scored again.
Oh well! Fugg it!
Priceless:lmao: :lmao:
At least they cute.
mighty hornet
The HMIC!!
I was a professional draws washer until my alma mater was stupid enough to make me head coach.
mighty hornet
The HMIC!!
I'm the real Miss JSU
mighty hornet
The HMIC!!
Dude on the left: "We look like 3 dumb, country fools sitting up here"
mighty hornet
The HMIC!!
WHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????????
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Get Ready
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