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The Top 14 Pickup Lines in Prison
14> "Damn, you are sexy in stripes."
13> "Is that a zip-gun carefully carved out of a piece of
discarded metal in my pocket, or am I just glad to see you?"
12> "You know, normally I don't give in the first 30 seconds,
but I guess I'm a sucker for sheer muscle mass."
11> "Nice teeth. They'd look so much better on the floor
of my cell."
10> "Who wants to marry a multiple murderer?"
9> "I've been watching you from across the yard for awhile
now, and I knew if I didn't work up the courage to just
walk over here and ask you to be my *****, I might regret
it for the rest of my life."
8> "Hold still while I staple this centerfold to the back
of your head."
7> "Did you order the Soap Drop soup?"
6> "That orange jumpsuit really brings out the red in your
freshly-healed knife wound."
5> "Care to give Prisoner Johnson a weekend furlough?"
4> "You're new here... let me debrief you and introduce you
to the penal system."
3> "You look even better in person than you did on America's
Most Wanted."
2> "If looks could kill, you'd get 25 to life."
Number 1 Pickup Line in Prison...
1> "Is your name 'Escape Tunnel'? Because I've been digging
you all night."
14> "Damn, you are sexy in stripes."
13> "Is that a zip-gun carefully carved out of a piece of
discarded metal in my pocket, or am I just glad to see you?"
12> "You know, normally I don't give in the first 30 seconds,
but I guess I'm a sucker for sheer muscle mass."
11> "Nice teeth. They'd look so much better on the floor
of my cell."
10> "Who wants to marry a multiple murderer?"
9> "I've been watching you from across the yard for awhile
now, and I knew if I didn't work up the courage to just
walk over here and ask you to be my *****, I might regret
it for the rest of my life."
8> "Hold still while I staple this centerfold to the back
of your head."
7> "Did you order the Soap Drop soup?"
6> "That orange jumpsuit really brings out the red in your
freshly-healed knife wound."
5> "Care to give Prisoner Johnson a weekend furlough?"
4> "You're new here... let me debrief you and introduce you
to the penal system."
3> "You look even better in person than you did on America's
Most Wanted."
2> "If looks could kill, you'd get 25 to life."
Number 1 Pickup Line in Prison...
1> "Is your name 'Escape Tunnel'? Because I've been digging
you all night."
