Now, this is just plain ole SAD
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JSU*Toi
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Dear stranger in my house,
When we first started dating, I loved the way you paid for everything. But now it seems as if you've reached your credit limit.
Since we always promised to be honest with each other, I feel I should tell you the spark is gone. And because I would never want to marry you, I think it's best that we pretend that this never happened.
I just hope that you will never learn my new phone number. Please know that I will always duck and run away when I see you in the grocery store.
With faked sincerity,
Toia
Dear stranger in my house,
When we first started dating, I loved the way you paid for everything. But now it seems as if you've reached your credit limit.
Since we always promised to be honest with each other, I feel I should tell you the spark is gone. And because I would never want to marry you, I think it's best that we pretend that this never happened.
I just hope that you will never learn my new phone number. Please know that I will always duck and run away when I see you in the grocery store.
With faked sincerity,
Toia
Suge
The Phat Mack
Dear stranger in my house,
When we first started dating, I loved the way you smiled at me. But now it seems as if I must have been drunk.
Since we always promised to be honest with each other, I feel I should tell you those pants did make your butt look big. And because I would never want to be seen in public with you, I think it's best that we pretend that this never happened.
I just hope that you will never hear about what happened with your roommate. Please know that I will always duck and run away when I see you in the grocery store.
With fear, remorse, and sobriety,
I never told you my real name....so why start now?
When we first started dating, I loved the way you smiled at me. But now it seems as if I must have been drunk.
Since we always promised to be honest with each other, I feel I should tell you those pants did make your butt look big. And because I would never want to be seen in public with you, I think it's best that we pretend that this never happened.
I just hope that you will never hear about what happened with your roommate. Please know that I will always duck and run away when I see you in the grocery store.
With fear, remorse, and sobriety,
I never told you my real name....so why start now?
