NastyNupe Threaten Mighty Dog About the Ducks


MightyDog

MightyDog

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Nastynupe this is one for you just before you get out of summer school:

A bartender is sitting behind the bar at the only Lounge in Monroe on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant GSU Alumni Suge, MikeBigg, SOG and GSUper. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of
champagne and ten glasses, take their order over
and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the
glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting,
"51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

Soon, three more GSU Alumni arrive, take up their
drinks and the chanting grows. "51 days, 51 days, 51
days!"

Two more GSU Alumni show up and soon their voices are joined in
raising the roof. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

Finally, NastyNupe the tenth GSU Alum comes in with a
picture under his arm. He walks over to the table, sets the
picture in the middle and the table erupts.

Up jump the others, they begin dancing around the table,
exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting
"51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"

The bartender can't contain his curiosity any longer, so
he walks over to the table. There in the center
beautifully framed child's puzzle of the Cookie Monster.

When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender
asks one of the GSU Alums, "What's all the chanting and celebration about?"

NastyNupe who brought in the picture pipes
in, "AAMU Dawgpound thinks that GSU Smackers are dumb and
they make fun of us. So, we decided to set the record
straight.

Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and
put it together. The side of the box said 2-4 years,
but we put it together in 51 days!"
 
Damn!!!!!!!

MD, if you don't stop it I may have to join your bandwagon soon.

ROTFLMAO:emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh:
 

"L" NAW!!!!!

:Wiping tea off the keyboard:

MD you need to slow down, Bruh! You showin' out!

:Grabs clean napkin to wipe Tea from arms and legs off: :D
 
Another one about Nastynupe!

It seems that after they left the bar, Nastynupe and Suge thought they might go to Cancun and start a new business offering Bungee Jumps. They felt they could make quite a bit of money from this venture since 'Bungee Jumping' had not been introduced in Mexico as of that time.

Nastynupe and Suge got their supplies together and moved to Mexico to start their venture.

They had the elastic cord, safety belts, Insurance, the whole works.

They began to build the tower and platform that would launch themselves and their perspective customers on the joy ride of their lives.

As they were completing the tower a crowd began to gather below. At first just 100, then 1000, later 5000, 10,000, finally 15,000 people as Nastynupe and Suge applied the finishing touch.

Being of the entrepreneurial state of mind, Nastynupe says to Suge very exicited "hey, why don't I take a test jump and the people of Mexico below will see how much fun this is and we will make tons of money!!!! Great idea proclaimed Suge!

Nastynupe put the bungee cord around his ankles and attached the safety belt around his waist and launched himself towards the crowd below. As he gets to the end of the jump and the recoil brings him back up where Suge is on the platform, Suge notice that Nastynupe has scratches all over him so he tries to catch him but misses.

On the second recoil, Suge notice that Nastynupe is bleeding and has more cuts and brusies. Again Suge tries to catch him but missed.

On the 3rd recoil, Suge notice that Nastynupe has more blood showing, more brusies and some broken bones?

Suge finally catches Nastynupe and pulls him up on the platform,
Nastynupe looks at Suge with a look of bewilderment and says "What's A Pinata?"
 
Re: Another one about Nastynupe!

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Next time copy and paste something shorter to read. This one is as boring as your smack.

LAMES!!! LAMES are taking over the board and private forums I see.

They have SLAWBUSTERS on the Band Board. Seems like I'm going to have to charter the LAMEBUSTER over here. This ish cannot continue into football season!!!


Originally posted by STRAWDOG
It seems that after they left the bar, Nastynupe and Suge thought they might go to Cancun and start a new business offering Bungee Jumps. They felt they could make quite a bit of money from this venture since 'Bungee Jumping' had not been introduced in Mexico as of that time.

Nastynupe and Suge got their supplies together and moved to Mexico to start their venture.

They had the elastic cord, safety belts, Insurance, the whole works.

They began to build the tower and platform that would launch themselves and their perspective customers on the joy ride of their lives.

As they were completing the tower a crowd began to gather below. At first just 100, then 1000, later 5000, 10,000, finally 15,000 people as Nastynupe and Suge applied the finishing touch.

Being of the entrepreneurial state of mind, Nastynupe says to Suge very exicited "hey, why don't I take a test jump and the people of Mexico below will see how much fun this is and we will make tons of money!!!! Great idea proclaimed Suge!

Nastynupe put the bungee cord around his ankles and attached the safety belt around his waist and launched himself towards the crowd below. As he gets to the end of the jump and the recoil brings him back up where Suge is on the platform, Suge notice that Nastynupe has scratches all over him so he tries to catch him but misses.

On the second recoil, Suge notice that Nastynupe is bleeding and has more cuts and brusies. Again Suge tries to catch him but missed.

On the 3rd recoil, Suge notice that Nastynupe has more blood showing, more brusies and some broken bones?

Suge finally catches Nastynupe and pulls him up on the platform,
Nastynupe looks at Suge with a look of bewilderment and says "What's A Pinata?"
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On the first day of summer school smack. Everyone was told that if you have to explain it, it is not funny. Strawdog, you may have to make an exception and explain to NastyNupe and Unknow what is a pinata.
 
MD.....

It's a CEREBRAL THING! One has to be equipped with the ability to think and reason! Maybe some REMEDIAL Smack Courses are in order for those needing to be retrained in Smacking. You might need to add some Logic Courses to the curriculum??
 
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