MJ needs some advice quickly
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MJ, you can never go wrong with a day at the spa. Find you a great all day spa in Miami, that gives all of the pampering, and mushy stuff. Ask the ladies that you work with about that.
You know flowers, so if you haven't made plans to send them, you better do it now. Don't go with FTD, get a local florist, someone that will give a personal touch. Don't just send roses, send her, her favorite. Whatever you do, don't send those corny arsed Happy Birthday balloons.
Dinner at a nice restaurant is always a winner. No franchise places, i.e Houston's, TGIFridays, or places like that. Someplace smooth, a place where reservations are required, you can walk in, and say," reservations for Mr. Jag", using your best Barry White voice.
Round out the evening in the bedroom, wearing your birthday suit.
NICE
You know flowers, so if you haven't made plans to send them, you better do it now. Don't go with FTD, get a local florist, someone that will give a personal touch. Don't just send roses, send her, her favorite. Whatever you do, don't send those corny arsed Happy Birthday balloons.
Dinner at a nice restaurant is always a winner. No franchise places, i.e Houston's, TGIFridays, or places like that. Someplace smooth, a place where reservations are required, you can walk in, and say," reservations for Mr. Jag", using your best Barry White voice.
Round out the evening in the bedroom, wearing your birthday suit.
NICE
Suge
The Phat Mack
You should probably get a bow(in my case it would be a big BOW) and tie it around your richard, so that when you pull your pants off, you can scream....HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
MJ for future refernces, you can have a spa day at home. An entire day where you pamper her from sun up to sun down. It has an even greater effect than going to the spa, plus it is soooo much cheaper! LOL!
Ummm D-Nice, I take it that you are going to take credit for this idea too huh? Okay, the flower part.....that's you. But you know dayum well I told you about the spa. That is all me, you freakin idea stealer!
MJ for future refernces, you can have a spa day at home. An entire day where you pamper her from sun up to sun down. It has an even greater effect than going to the spa, plus it is soooo much cheaper! LOL!
Ummm D-Nice, I take it that you are going to take credit for this idea too huh? Okay, the flower part.....that's you. But you know dayum well I told you about the spa. That is all me, you freakin idea stealer!
Man, don't even go there about the spa. I told you about that. I tell you; you get more pathetic by the day. Everytime I give you some advice, you steal it as yours. Listen, here young buck, I've forgotten more ideas, then you've thought of.
The only ideas you have, are the ones concerning elegant all you can eat buffets.
Stick to food, and leave romance to me, chump!
NICE
The only ideas you have, are the ones concerning elegant all you can eat buffets.
Stick to food, and leave romance to me, chump!
NICE
Suge
The Phat Mack
Romance? Playboy you wouldn't know romance if it wore heels and had breast!
I am the romance king. I have so much game that Parker brothers has me on speed dial. My hustle is strong like dime bag weed men on street corners!
You know you are one of those simple brothers that thinks roses are the only flowers ever invented. I on the other hand know better. I mix potions, give massages, rub feet, wash hair, and frankly I am just the isht. I'm lobster and steak, your mac and cheese! I am cards for no reason, flowers on your job, just because. I am candlelight dinners in the middle of the week, and picnics on moon lit beaches.
I am pimpin deluxe.
I am the romance king. I have so much game that Parker brothers has me on speed dial. My hustle is strong like dime bag weed men on street corners!
You know you are one of those simple brothers that thinks roses are the only flowers ever invented. I on the other hand know better. I mix potions, give massages, rub feet, wash hair, and frankly I am just the isht. I'm lobster and steak, your mac and cheese! I am cards for no reason, flowers on your job, just because. I am candlelight dinners in the middle of the week, and picnics on moon lit beaches.
I am pimpin deluxe.
Look her Blimpie, if you noticed in my post I said, "DON'T SEND JUST ROSES, BUT HER FAVORITE." I know that added w8 has slowed you down over the years, but dayum.
Also, I wouldn't called internet flowers, and cards, just because. It's cute, no doubt, and may win you some brownie points, but your lame e-mails don't cut it. I'm the real deal, something you can hold, something can smell, not an illusion.
Last time I checked, Parker Brothers stock wasn't doing so well these days, maybe if they take you out of their speed dial, they can once again over take Mattell.
I'm the MILKMAN, father of 8 kids, by 3 different women, including one by your baby momma, who is now planning on F'ng me the moment she hits town next week, even though she knows one of my other baby momma's will be there with her arse kicking gear on. If that ain't pimpin, I don't know what is.
Maybe you need to stop reading those "Harlequin (sp) Romance" novels, and get with dat real schit, I feed your phat arse. You don't see me on here week, after week, crying about "Fudge Love", "O'Jays Send Help", "Hooks In Me", and all of that lame crap you be crying about do ya?
Heeeeelllll No. You know why? Because I am, MILKMAN 007. I had high hopes for you, but you let me down. I once turned you into 00IKE, but what did you do? Terrorize women, from coast to coast. Now you're just plain weak. Giving tips on potions, and lotions. Get a grip son. Maybe I will kick your arse just to make you snap out of it.
I need help anyway, after I whip your arse, I'll put a white outfit on you, and deem you "Ice Cream Man 00IKE".
NICE
Also, I wouldn't called internet flowers, and cards, just because. It's cute, no doubt, and may win you some brownie points, but your lame e-mails don't cut it. I'm the real deal, something you can hold, something can smell, not an illusion.
Last time I checked, Parker Brothers stock wasn't doing so well these days, maybe if they take you out of their speed dial, they can once again over take Mattell.
I'm the MILKMAN, father of 8 kids, by 3 different women, including one by your baby momma, who is now planning on F'ng me the moment she hits town next week, even though she knows one of my other baby momma's will be there with her arse kicking gear on. If that ain't pimpin, I don't know what is.
Maybe you need to stop reading those "Harlequin (sp) Romance" novels, and get with dat real schit, I feed your phat arse. You don't see me on here week, after week, crying about "Fudge Love", "O'Jays Send Help", "Hooks In Me", and all of that lame crap you be crying about do ya?
Heeeeelllll No. You know why? Because I am, MILKMAN 007. I had high hopes for you, but you let me down. I once turned you into 00IKE, but what did you do? Terrorize women, from coast to coast. Now you're just plain weak. Giving tips on potions, and lotions. Get a grip son. Maybe I will kick your arse just to make you snap out of it.
I need help anyway, after I whip your arse, I'll put a white outfit on you, and deem you "Ice Cream Man 00IKE".
NICE
Suge
The Phat Mack
8 kids ain't isht man. I got 7 kids by my main baby momma, one of yours by Toi may be mine, plus I have 2 babies by GSU Spirit. And if that dayum Nita wasn't married, who knows. Hellfire and Dayumnation, would be Named SugeFiyah and DayumYouSuge! Now if that ain't pimpin I don't know what is.........
And don't forget that JSTUS cute arse has invited me to dinner! Now if I ain't a Hot Boy, then what do you call that?
I'm Jay-Z man, and you can't Knock my Hustle.....yeah potna, I was hatin Love, and Singing O'Jays.......but now I got my swagger back. And my pimpin is tighter than a pair of Burt Reynolds jeans. And you know he wore nutt crushers!
We Fall Down Man, but we get up......but when I knock you down, you are going to stay down
Donnie McKlurkin, send help!
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And no Problem MJ, you from the TOP of the boot!
And don't forget that JSTUS cute arse has invited me to dinner! Now if I ain't a Hot Boy, then what do you call that?
I'm Jay-Z man, and you can't Knock my Hustle.....yeah potna, I was hatin Love, and Singing O'Jays.......but now I got my swagger back. And my pimpin is tighter than a pair of Burt Reynolds jeans. And you know he wore nutt crushers!
We Fall Down Man, but we get up......but when I knock you down, you are going to stay down
Donnie McKlurkin, send help!
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And no Problem MJ, you from the TOP of the boot!
Taylor-Made'90
I'm 'Citrix SSO' batch!!!
TMeezie's got ya, pudnuh....:tup::tup:
Lemme give you some of my suggestions.
(get a baby-sitter, first)
You can take her down Lincoln Rd. (on Southbeach)
There's a bunch of good restaurants down there, like Yuca's and Rumi's.....
You could also go to Joe's Stone Crab. It's at the very south end of Southbeach.
Or, if you feel like driving, you could go to Palm Beach County (Ft. Lauderdale), and go down Las Olas Blvd. There's alot of 'hip' joints there, too.
Just a suggestion.....
Lemme give you some of my suggestions.
(get a baby-sitter, first)
You can take her down Lincoln Rd. (on Southbeach)
There's a bunch of good restaurants down there, like Yuca's and Rumi's.....
You could also go to Joe's Stone Crab. It's at the very south end of Southbeach.
Or, if you feel like driving, you could go to Palm Beach County (Ft. Lauderdale), and go down Las Olas Blvd. There's alot of 'hip' joints there, too.
Just a suggestion.....
Suge
The Phat Mack
Umm Taylor Made......
I think me and D-Nice have this one under control. I don't want to be rude dude, but get off our dayum post!! This is not about you and your good ideas, hell this ain't even about MJ anymore! This is about me out classing D-Nice.....again!
Now Move, and get out the way ......:lmao: before we invite you to BC and jump you!
Hey D, you see these rookies trying to steal our thunder. LOL!
I think me and D-Nice have this one under control. I don't want to be rude dude, but get off our dayum post!! This is not about you and your good ideas, hell this ain't even about MJ anymore! This is about me out classing D-Nice.....again!
Now Move, and get out the way ......:lmao: before we invite you to BC and jump you!
Hey D, you see these rookies trying to steal our thunder. LOL!
Taylor-Made'90
I'm 'Citrix SSO' batch!!!
Originally posted by Suge
Umm Taylor Made......
I don't want to be rude dude, but get off our dayum post!! This is not about you and your good ideas, hell this ain't even about MJ anymore! This is about me out classing D-Nice.....again!
Now Move, and get out the way ......:lmao: before we invite you to BC and jump you!
I know it's not Friday....but uh ruh......
FU Shugga!!!!!!
I hope D-Nice wins anyway....
SouthernDiva4ya
New Member
can't forget the Victoria Secret and nice smelling (aroma therapy) are good too
BTW, find an all nite sitter for the kids!!!!!
Suge, I don't know if I'd call T-M90 a rookie, but this is OUR thread now, and all others need to beware.
SD4ya, I thought about the Victoria's Secret, but after watching those skinny women last night, with no arse, and wearing gold wings, this bad feeling came over me.
NICE
SD4ya, I thought about the Victoria's Secret, but after watching those skinny women last night, with no arse, and wearing gold wings, this bad feeling came over me.
NICE