Mighty Dog and his lame jokes


MACKG

MACKG

a.k.a. NASTYNUPE
Don't give up your day job dude.

Mighty Dog gets pulled over by a cop on his way to Grambling to see his team get spanked by GSU. A cop walks over to his window.

"Can I see your driver's license?" says the cop.

"What's that?" asks MD.

"It's something saying you're old enough to drive," says the cop.

"Oh, I have one of those."

"Do you have your proof of insurance?"

"What's that?"

"It's proof that you own this car and are insured."

"Oh, I have one of those."

At this point, the cop is thinking that MD is really dumb and probably would do anything. So he pulls down his zipper and whips out his RICHARD.

Mighty Dog responds "Oh no! Not another Breathalyzer test!"
 

Mighty Dog was speeding in his 3000GT leaving the AAMU campus. He got pulled over by a sheriffs deputy. The deputy asked MD to step out of the car and told MD he was speeding and that he was gonna have to give MD a ticket. The deputy was a real hard ass and he had graduated from back in the day. he lectured MD about speeding. The Deputy then told MD to sign the ticket. MD Got the ticket and signed "XXx" since he didnt know how to write his name.(little x stands for Jr.) The deputy took one look at the ticket and started beating MD with his billy club! Stop!Stop! Why you beating me?!?!? MD hollared. the Deputy screamed back, I said sign yo' name not mine!
 
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