THEESwacProphet
THEE SWACs Neighborhood Prophet
Let me lay down the rules for them damn “bay bay” kids of Mary McLeod ahead of y’all visit to the illustrious Veterans Memorial Stadium , where we haven’t lost since 2023.
- no glocks or switches in our stadium. We know how y’all Desantis folks get down in tense situations.
- all dreads need to be tied up. These are easy areas switch blades can be hidden. That’s 5-10 years in the big house.
- Keep your cuss words and bodily fluids to yourself. Hostile acts will not be tolerated in our stadium.
- When y’all get off the bus, walk the remaining team that is eligible to play against THEE champs to our nice away locker rooms. And it better be left the way you found it!
- leave them weed smelling grills , po shiesty mask, and that gang activity in Florida. We would hate for things to get physical around the Sip. But we from the small town of “don’t play that sh
t”.
- Bethune Media team. Select your words wisely. JSU is pissed and we’re not playing with y’all. No “takeover your trap” just don’t do it.
- Tell the marching wildcats don’t bother showing up. We have a megaphone with their usual playlist that will be played. That will more than suffice.
- Lastly, Come on and get this fawty piece, shake Coach hand, and be on your marry way on back down the highway.
In other words,.. Mary McLeod children don’t touch nothing, don’t breathe too hard, and don’t stare too long. Just come in and assume the usual azz whooping position Saturday afternoon.
- no glocks or switches in our stadium. We know how y’all Desantis folks get down in tense situations.
- all dreads need to be tied up. These are easy areas switch blades can be hidden. That’s 5-10 years in the big house.
- Keep your cuss words and bodily fluids to yourself. Hostile acts will not be tolerated in our stadium.
- When y’all get off the bus, walk the remaining team that is eligible to play against THEE champs to our nice away locker rooms. And it better be left the way you found it!
- leave them weed smelling grills , po shiesty mask, and that gang activity in Florida. We would hate for things to get physical around the Sip. But we from the small town of “don’t play that sh
t”.- Bethune Media team. Select your words wisely. JSU is pissed and we’re not playing with y’all. No “takeover your trap” just don’t do it.
- Tell the marching wildcats don’t bother showing up. We have a megaphone with their usual playlist that will be played. That will more than suffice.
- Lastly, Come on and get this fawty piece, shake Coach hand, and be on your marry way on back down the highway.
In other words,.. Mary McLeod children don’t touch nothing, don’t breathe too hard, and don’t stare too long. Just come in and assume the usual azz whooping position Saturday afternoon.
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