I got pulled over on 603 for going 7 mph over the speed limit.
As the officer started walking up to my truck, I rolled my windows down .....
My adorable and apparently INCREDIBLY smart 4 yr old granddaughter, started screaming from the backseat:
“It’s coming out!!!!!”
“I can’t hold it any longer Meme!!!!!”
“It’s almost here!!!!!!!! MEMEEEEE!!!”
Now the trooper is HEARING her scream this....
and he leans in the window and asks her “What’s going on here???”
She looks him DEAD IN THE FACE
And says “I’ve got poop coming outta my butt!!”
He started laughing
I looked like I was about to cry
He asked how far I had to go, which was about 2 miles home. He told me to drive safe and get miss thang home to do her business. He could NOT stop laughing
As soon as we pulled away I asked “What was that about???”
This kid,smirked and said “I saw it on YouTube but I didn’t think it would work”
I said “So...... You're not pooping?”
She said nope and you're not in trouble either.
This kid is my hero