Juanita Bynum

Discussion in 'Small Talk' started by Blacknbengal, Jun 9, 2008.

  1. Blacknbengal

    Blacknbengal Well-Known Member

    Prophetess Juanita Bynum, a popular TBN regular, was a featured seller on the Home Shopping Network Saturday. Dressed in a stunning long white gown, Ms. Bynum was captivating to watch as she peddled her $500 emergency prayer kit, complete with a Hebrew prayer shawl, a small vial of anointing oil, and gospel teaching tapes. Amazingly, in the first hour the profiteer sold more than 3,500 kits, with the charmed ease of a seasoned and shrewd used car saleswoman.

    But as she began the second hour, repeatedly using the spiel ?This powerful intercessory package has become mandated by God to become a primary weapon in your personal prayer arsenal! Your emergency kit contains everything you need to discover true power in prayer! ?Buy one, or even two, now today!? thus saith the Lord,? suddenly a stack of nearby prayer kits caught fire. Within seconds, the entire set was consumed by flames. Luckily, everyone survived the accident, although the prayer kits were all destroyed.

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  2. cat daddy

    cat daddy Active Member

    Did this really happen? If so, I'd love to see the video.

  3. southsuburbs

    southsuburbs What I Live By...

    $500 emergency Prayer kit?!!?


  4. jag4life

    jag4life Well-Known Member

    Hilarious... but...

  5. chocalate_topaz

    chocalate_topaz I wanna be your lover...

    $500??? That's more than it costs for the emergency folks to get to you, ain't it? AND they do the work.

    Good as it sounds...Imma have to pass :rolleyes:

    However, I am sending her my Sat-Your-Ass-Down-in-a-Corner kit for FREE.
  6. MACKG


    500 Emergency Prayer Kit? This pimpstress is something else. It's amazing what people will blow their money on.
  7. kellis

    kellis SU Jags!!!

    Although funny, it's a satire. Beans, you know better. :lmao:
  8. DEBO

    DEBO Geaux Southern Jaguars!

    Duh!!!OKAY, it's a satire.
  9. players

    players Banned

    Maybe this is a sign from the Lord to sit your fake bible kit peddling butt down somewhere. :smh:
    This remind's me of Eddie Murphy in "Vampire in Brooklyn" when he was playing the role of Preacher Pauly and damm near set himself on fire when he accidently stepped into that church. :lol:

  10. SONNY

    SONNY The Future of Omega!!!!

    God does not like False prophets!!!!!!
  11. Blacknbengal

    Blacknbengal Well-Known Member

    What? :confused: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought I'll just give you all something to think on today. :D
  12. cat daddy

    cat daddy Active Member

    If it were true then it would be something to think about.
  13. PsychoJag

    PsychoJag We Run The SWAC

    That's exactly what I was thinking. :lol: :lol:

    Pimps in the pulpit........:smh:
  14. Legend35

    Legend35 New Member

    :lmao: Then they wonder why I stopped going to church!!!! :angry: I ain't got time for all that foolishness!!!!
    Salvation is free!!!
    These idiots have turned God's house into a den of thieves!!!! :angry:
    She has truly lost her way and she had better stop using His name for financial gain!!!!

    What the h3ll happened to her??????
  15. nevaehinvesting

    nevaehinvesting Active Member

    This fake article was written by someone who just doesn't like Juanita B. After it gets around the internet, now the author admits it's not true. The author actually thinks they're doing God's Will. :xeye:
  16. BluBlood

    BluBlood "Mississippi Woman"

    Her messages are actualy awesome! However, her and others will be punished by God if they are misusing the Word of God for their own greed!

    Please don't put your soul in jeopardy due to the "false prophets". Pray and ask God to send you to a church where you can spiritually grow. Being absent from God's house is not the answer.
  17. CriTAUcal

    CriTAUcal Do Good; Good Follows

    Yeah, I do believe she has an annointing on her life. But I think she has let money and fame take over.

    I actually like to hear her speak (she says some stuff that I do agree with; some stuff I don't agree with), but she ain't getting my money. I pull what I want from her sermons (as I do with any other preacher, including my pastor) and keep it moving, because I can hear from God just like them.

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