Joke

[Warndalyn]

The Princess - a very different flight story

United Airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay
flight attendant who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served
them food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that
he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you
could
just put up your trays that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed, rather
exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me
over those
big brute engines.
I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the
ground."
She calmly turned her head and said," In my country, I am called a
Princess. I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well,
sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Put the
tray up, beoytch."

 

[Makaho Bedrock]

:lmao:

I bet this was a flight to one of those Liberal cities like Atlanta or San Fransisco.

 

[Mighty Dog]

Dtown, if you had told this one before we voted you would not have receive that TSPN award.

:lmao:

 

[cat daddy]

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They walk by the
condom display and the boy asks,
"What are these, Dad?" The man matter-of-factly replies,
"Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh," replied the boy. "Yes I've heard of that in health class at
school."
He picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one
for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool!" says the boy.
He notices a 6-pack and asks, "Then who are these for?
"Those are for college men," the dad answers."Two for Friday, two for
Saturday, and two for Sunday." "WOW!"
exclaimed the boy.
"Then who uses these?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack. With a sigh, the
dad replies, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for
February, one for March, one for...

 

[KennyReno]

Here's my joke!

Q: What drugs did the pilgrims do?
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A: Plymouth Rocks!!!!!!!!!

 

[Warndalyn]

FUNNY!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by cat daddy
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They walk by the
condom display and the boy asks,
"What are these, Dad?" The man matter-of-factly replies,
"Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh," replied the boy. "Yes I've heard of that in health class at
school."
He picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one
for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool!" says the boy.
He notices a 6-pack and asks, "Then who are these for?
"Those are for college men," the dad answers."Two for Friday, two for
Saturday, and two for Sunday." "WOW!"
exclaimed the boy.
"Then who uses these?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack. With a sigh, the
dad replies, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for
February, one for March, one for...

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[SONNY]

Originally posted by Dtown Jag

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well,
sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Put the
tray up, beoytch."

LOL @ Beoytch!!!!

 

[mrnutthova]

Originally posted by cat daddy
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They walk by the
condom display and the boy asks,
"What are these, Dad?" The man matter-of-factly replies,
"Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh," replied the boy. "Yes I've heard of that in health class at
school."
He picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one
for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool!" says the boy.
He notices a 6-pack and asks, "Then who are these for?
"Those are for college men," the dad answers."Two for Friday, two for
Saturday, and two for Sunday." "WOW!"
exclaimed the boy.
"Then who uses these?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack. With a sigh, the
dad replies, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for
February, one for March, one for...

BOI YOU WILD:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: