MikeBigg
Well-Known Member
Two cowboys from Texas walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail
dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking a beer
and talking about the current cow prices. Suddenly a woman at a
nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a
minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the cowboys looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?" The
woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman
begins to turn blue and shakes her head. The cowboy walks over
to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her
panties and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up
to the small of her back. The woman is so shocked that she has a
violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she
begins to breathe again, the cowboy walks slowly back to the bar
and takes a drink from his beer. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd
heard of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but I ain't never seen
nobody do it before."
dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking a beer
and talking about the current cow prices. Suddenly a woman at a
nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a
minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the cowboys looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?" The
woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman
begins to turn blue and shakes her head. The cowboy walks over
to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her
panties and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up
to the small of her back. The woman is so shocked that she has a
violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she
begins to breathe again, the cowboy walks slowly back to the bar
and takes a drink from his beer. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd
heard of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but I ain't never seen
nobody do it before."
