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Seeing Spots

Seeing Spots

Joyful Woman!
The teacher asked the children in her Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?" "NO"! the children all answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven"? Again, the answer was "NO"!

"Well," she continued, "then how can I get to Heaven?"
In the back of the room, a five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"
 
Don't you just want to knock the isht out of kids when they say silly isht like this?

But they tellin the truf :lmao:
 

That's just like when Sperm asked Vernon who his favorite teacher was, and he said, "Mrs. Johnson." So Sperm was like, "Really? Well, what does she teach?" and Vernon looked at his daddy like he was Forrest Gump or some dayum body and said, "US!"

I was :lmao:
 
THE TRUF THE TURF

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

LAWD HAM MERCY! I hope Sperm went a sat his azz down after that! These kids are WAYYYYYYYYYYYY smarter than us!!

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
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