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First Eternal Kernel of Truth:


Industrial waste is to the stew what Southern is to SWAC academic standards.
 
Dr. West's Eternal Kernels

Second Eternal Kernel of Truth:


If there is absolutely no logical point of view, if there is absolutely no rational argument, if there is a perspective absolutely devoid of good common sense, a Jaguar will wave it like a Nazi at Nuremburg.
 

Dr. West said:
First Eternal Kernel of Truth:


Industrial waste is to the stew what Southern is to SWAC academic standards.
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yes yes yes give us more more more..come on doc
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Eternal Kernels

Third Eternal Kernel of Truth:



If there is a course on "class", Jags would be denied admission to remedial HeadStart based on the undeniable reality that one cannot bleed a rock.
 
Eternal Kernels

Fourth Eternal Kernel of Truth:


If a degree from Southern was your mother, she'd be on the street ... in Hong Kong ... during the lunchtime rush ... wearing a mangy boa ... with fishnet stockings ... and a purse full of nothing but dollar store condoms.
 
Eternal Kernels

Fifth Eternal Kernel of Truth:


If charged with a crime and one's court-appointed attorney was a Southern "grad", one would fare better pleading guilty.
 
Dr. West's Eternal Kernels of Truth

The Supreme Eternal Kernel of Truth:


You cannot spell "sucks" without SU.
 
JBizzl said:
You bored huh??? That shat is horrible. Get Ready please remove his testicles away from your face.
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Again, when you see good smack, don't say anything unless JROCK, bluedog, BgJag and other seasoned smackers make a comment.
 
JBizzl said:
You bored huh??? That shat is horrible. Get Ready please remove his testicles away from your face.
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Done fell out!!


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Dr. West said:
Third Eternal Kernel of Truth:



If there is a course on "class", Jags would be denied admission to remedial HeadStart based on the undeniable reality that one cannot bleed a rock.
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Get Ready said:
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Don't swallow bruh........ :( :(
 
Mighty Dog, do you have a fall session for your smack school?

There are quite a few Jag posters that need to enroll right now. They might not actually attend the session, but they will pay you for graduation credit.

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Dr. West said:
Fifth Eternal Kernel of Truth:


If charged with a crime and one's court-appointed attorney was a Southern "grad", one would fare better pleading guilty.
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YOu shole is right Dr West...cause they is dumb

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Ohakam said:
Mighty Dog, do you have a fall session for your smack school?

There are quite a few Jag posters that need to enroll right now. They might not actually attend the session, but they will pay you for graduation credit.

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Have you enrolled? This may be your 3rd time taking smack 101.

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Jax1906 said:
Have you enrolled? This may be your 3rd time taking smack 101.

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Naw u haven't seen him at the football games with his University of Phoenix shirt on? He even has a license plate. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
PsychoJag said:
Naw u haven't seen him at the football games with his University of Phoenix shirt on? He even has a license plate. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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:eek:

They got LICENSE Plates for e-mail U??


BLASPHEMY!!!


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Ohakam said:
Mighty Dog, do you have a fall session for your smack school?

There are quite a few Jag posters that need to enroll right now. They might not actually attend the session, but they will pay you for graduation credit.

:lmao:
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As I evaluate the Jags comments, I am going to give them vouchers.
 
hassan said:
(looking at my degree and not seeing NO REFUND NO EXCHANGES on it)
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has...you get weaker and weaker by the minute...


LAME


...now try again...
 
Eternal Kernels of Truth

The Sixth Eternal Kernel of Truth:

Maggots are to an open, festering wound what Southernites are to SWAC sportsmanship.
 
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