food lion is steppin' their bootleg cereal game up...

[Tony]

I'm in the store and it's bootleg everywhere!!!

if you can't deal with cocoa pebbles, Cocoa Crispy Rice will take your tastebuds to different levels...

Fruity Pebbles gettin' soggy after 3 minutes in that 2%? Fruity Crispy Rice remains harder than 2 day old .....

Honey Bunches of Oats too high in the store? Oats and More will have the roof of yo' mouth nice and sore...

Fruit Loops sound too gay? Well then Fruit Rings is easier to say...

Your Chex not good after sex? well Toasted Rice will have your girl giving you head twice...

Honey Nut Cheerios not working on them hoes? Well Tasteeos will eliminate all them hell nos...

Honeycombs too crunchy to eat? Well Honey Puffs will make you stay in yo' seat...

Can't talk straight when you eat Cookie Crisp? Well Koo-Kies will make you lose your lisp...

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[Vinita]

That company with the cereal in the bag has been doing this for years. All stores have their "own" version of name brand cereals.

Food Lion is trippin' with the names, though. :lol:

 

[JaggDiva]

Not the Freaky Fruits and Koo-kies. :lol:

 

[Vinita]

Look how that yellow bird is holding his hand on that box of "Fruity" Crisp Rice ... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :xeye:

 

[Tony]

HA!

people were walking by saying "He must work for the local news"

 

[Warndalyn]

Most of that off-brand cereal in the bag taste the same as the real thing.

 

[ms.sonic96]

Tasteooos! :lol: