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Get Ready

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I have figured out what I am doing wrong. I aint freaky enough to get a SP woman.

If just one of you will go out with me......I will suck yo toes, piss on your couch, and lick yo butt (yeah baby). (Romantic Jazz playing) So if you ready baby, Im ready baby. Holla at cha boy.
 

Get Ready, you have to get em drunk first! That's the key. Then walk up on em like you don't know em. Women like that. Then make em laugh. Make em have a good time. And play that role like you really don't wanna do something because you "respect" them. Build that level of trust up...and you'll be in there like D.....Dirk Digler.

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Originally posted by Get Ready
I have figured out what I am doing wrong. I aint freaky enough to get a SP woman.

If just one of you will go out with me......I will suck yo toes, piss on your couch, and lick yo butt (yeah baby). (Romantic Jazz playing) So if you ready baby, Im ready baby. Holla at cha boy.
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Get Ready, what are the 'Sippy women doing to you? I thought you could just get any woman you wanted especially from Jackson State. I mean, HE!!, you're a Hi Rolla! :D :D :D
 
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Now Get Ready...don't be giving people the wrong impression about Jackson Women!!! You know I would hook you up if I didn't have that whole flee fornication deal with God.
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I thought the HIROLA thing would get me a date, but it backfired. The only thing that tag attracted was the cops and a night in jail (although I did meet a gentleman that was nice to me there).
 
Blu,

Come on girl....God knows your heart. If Jesse can do it, then who are you not to travel the road of fornication, exaltation, and orgasmation.
 
Is this really Get Ready posting?

GR...I see u-r-n rare form these days. That must mean one thing...U-R-stay'n awake longer these days. :D

<img src=http://www.ihs4ever.com/~cwm/cwm/cwm/spit.gif>Blu...I like this one!
 
Originally posted by Get Ready
Blu,

Come on girl....God knows your heart. If Jesse can do it, then who are you not to travel the road of fornication, exaltation, and orgasmation.
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Hmmm...Jesse, huh
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...it has been a while...
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naawwww...can't do it Get Ready!!! Maybe one of the Houston puddings may be able to assist you.
 
Blublood, this Houston pudding can't help him. Maybe someone else. <IMG SRC=http://www.ihs4ever.com/~cwm/ups/sicdeth/headscratch.gif>

Perhaps someone out there has a cousin or a friend...not on the SP.
 
No....It has to be an SPer. That way I can have some bitness on the SP. I want to be able to have something to say on Smalltalk. Thats why Im never over here. My whole life is SWAC Sports, but now Im ready to BROADen my horizons. ;)


APW

Where you getting the sleep crap from? Who have you been talking to? I have never been asleep in your presence, nor anyboud you know, so can it sista. Ill bet I can stay awake long enough to lick your butt. I can get some good sleep after that unless you want your toes sucked too. Thatll keep me up a while.
 
APW

Where you getting the sleep crap from? Who have you been talking to? I have never been asleep in your presence, nor anyboud you know, so can it sista. Ill bet I can stay awake long enough to lick your butt. I can get some good sleep after that unless you want your toes sucked too. Thatll keep me up a while.
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***SQUEAL*****U know I don't deal in "hear-say!" Seen it wit my own eyes!
Man yo arse was sleep'n in Jackson and Birmingham...eyes wide open....(sleep az "L")...LOL!:p
 
I Holla'd when I saw this...

Originally posted by Get Ready
I thought the HIROLA thing would get me a date, but it backfired. The only thing that tag attracted was the cops and a night in jail (although I did meet a gentleman that was nice to me there).
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You need HELP!
 

Originally posted by aamuprettywoman
***SQUEAL*****U know I don't deal in "hear-say!" Seen it wit my own eyes!
Man yo arse was sleep'n in Jackson and Birmingham...eyes wide open....(sleep az "L")...LOL!:p
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Negro what is you talking about? What is you talking about. The only time I fell asleep in Bham was at that damn game. And I know you aint trying to say I fell aspleep in Jackson, so can it sista.

(sexy jazz playing) But I bet I can keep you woke for hours and hours and hours....yeah baby. Ill show you a thang or two right before I fall asleep. oooh yeah baby
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Originally posted by NASTYNUPE
Get Ready, you have to get em drunk first! That's the key. Then walk up on em like you don't know em. Women like that. Then make em laugh. Make em have a good time. And play that role like you really don't wanna do something because you "respect" them. Build that level of trust up...and you'll be in there like D.....Dirk Digler.

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Hmmmmmmm ... do you have personal references to back this up???? I'm not too sure this is concrete info. Just asking.
 
topaz

I was under the impression that all it took was some good toe sucking and booty licking to get an SP woman. Is there more. Can you school me? Dont have a brotha going around asking to suck toes for nothing.

(sexy jazz playing) If you like, I can suck your toes til the break of dawn....and if you want more, I will lick your butt over and over again. One time I drank champagne from a womans shoe. It ruined her shoe and my breathe smelled funny for a week, but at least she kissed me(until that champagne foot breath smell got to her). yeah baby...oooohhh yeaaaaah.
 
Lexxi

(soft music playing) (tonite the music seems so loud..I wish that we could lose this crowd....maybe its better this way..something something something something goes right here...we could have been so good together...we could have made this last forever...but nnnooooo ones gonna dance with me...please stay.)

oooooh yeah lexi....your name is sexy lexxi...cause you gots it going on...i know my peter didnt work the last time i saw you...but I promise not to let your shortcomings affect my performance the next time. I got something for you baby, and this time you wont have to wait. ooooooohhhh yeeeeeaaaah
 
Couldn't you stimulate my mind and not my behind? And really sucked toes began to smell just like saliva left in the sun after a while. Impress me before you undress me. Fruck my mind, then the body will follow. Don't tell me all of your hidden talents upfront. And cut out that dayum jazz music!!!!And what SP women are YOU talking about? All SP women are high maintenance, classy women. Are you confusing us with another board, maybe MEAC?

[Edited by chocalate_topaz on 04-06-01 at 01:19 PM]
 
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