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Originally posted by Makaho Bedrock
Associated Press
by Marcus Bedrockovitch
Many would probably scorn current Grambling State University Quarterback Bruce Eugene for following his mentor Doug Williams' footsteps in early fatherhood. But according to the Buxom signal caller he has to "Do what's right by my Shawty!!"
A lot of people in 1-AA do not realize that Bruce Eugene had a budding career as a collegiate wrestler, since his High School had no wrestling program..this made him even more dynamic.
He was offered an internship during his first Summer out of High School as a Semi-Pro Sumo wrestler for the Okinawa Azzcracks.
However, the inability to find anyone in his weight class coupled with the inability of him to properly keep his Thong on during matches cut his career short.
With his wrestling career at an end, he still chose to uphold the daily "food comsumption" portion of his contract which leads us to the beginnings of his eventual parenthood endeavors.
It was a hot summer afternoon in Okinawa, Japan when Bruce Eugene waltzed into Masahiro Chono's house of "All you can eat Pork & Gristle Emporium!!"
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Chef Masahiro Chono noticed that the food that Mr. Eugene was consuming far exceed the $7.99 that his All you can eat sign advertised.....
Chef Chono then replied:
"Ahhhhhh, this fat Brack Man eat more food than Godzirra !!!"
"Ming Lee, Ming Lee !!! Give fat Brack Man his money back so he can Leave!!!!"
Ming Lee (Chono's daughter), is extremely reluctant to approach Grambling QB Bruce Eugene at first........
"AHHH, FAT BRACK MAN LOOK LIKE GODZIRRA....HE RILL EAT ME IF ICOME CROSER!!!!
But when she realizes that Mr. Eugene has U.S. Citizenship she sees it as the opportunity of a lifetime and decides to be extremely cordial.......
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So as a result, 9 months later, Mr. and Mrs Eugene have their first Child Michelina and more are expected to come.......
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