"Bad" College Room mates.............


Devil's Gun Trigger Man

Devil's Gun Trigger Man

onward and upward son!
I put bad in quotation, because it doesn't mean that u don't like the person, it just means that u too living to get is an accident waiting to happen. I have this situation, but it will never go that far, because I am a diplomatic person, and I try to avoid confrontations, but I swear sometimes it's hard.

I have a room mate, actually he's one of my LB's, he is a cool arsed dude, but he's just a slob. His whole side of the room is junky and terrible, I'm a neat freak, and stuff like that just irks me. We aren't gonna discuss the questionable odors that occassionally arises from the room when I walk in. Then we have the situation with the phone. Now granted I do have a cell phone, but this is the kind of dude that will have to have the phone surgically removed from his ear, I'm like damn dog give the phone a rest. The one thing that really irks me is the air conditioner situation. It's like I'm living with Mr. Freeze, I mean I understand we are Ice Cold, but damn!!!! Prime example, I can go to take a "hot" shower, and come back, and the air is on, in my mind Iike u trying to kill me aye??? The funny part is like I can turn the air off for like 10 minutes, and he's like "Rob when are u gonna turn the A/C back on again?" I'm like this dude acts like he has to keep his body refrigerated, or he will melt.
 

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Originally posted by Devil's Gun Trigger Man
I put bad in quotation, because it doesn't mean that u don't like the person, it just means that u too living to get is an accident waiting to happen. I have this situation, but it will never go that far, because I am a diplomatic person, and I try to avoid confrontations, but I swear sometimes it's hard.

I have a room mate, actually he's one of my LB's, he is a cool arsed dude, but he's just a slob. His whole side of the room is junky and terrible, I'm a neat freak, and stuff like that just irks me. We aren't gonna discuss the questionable odors that occassionally arises from the room when I walk in. Then we have the situation with the phone. Now granted I do have a cell phone, but this is the kind of dude that will have to have the phone surgically removed from his ear, I'm like damn dog give the phone a rest. The one thing that really irks me is the air conditioner situation. It's like I'm living with Mr. Freeze, I mean I understand we are Ice Cold, but damn!!!! Prime example, I can go to take a "hot" shower, and come back, and the air is on, in my mind Iike u trying to kill me aye??? The funny part is like I can turn the air off for like 10 minutes, and he's like "Rob when are u gonna turn the A/C back on again?" I'm like this dude acts like he has to keep his body refrigerated, or he will melt.
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Is your room mate AL C!! If so his house is junky too, yall wild......
 
I only had 1 roommate in college and that was my freshman year. It was a girl I went to h.s. with. We got along most of the time but she would admit that she had attitude. We were in Ohio and winter was no joke. They did keep the dorms pretty toasty but instead of turning the heat off she would open the windows in our room. Then she would climb under all of her blankets while I'd be in the room freezing. She would also keep the lights on the middle of the nite while she was studying instead of using her desk light, but if I did the same thing while she was trying to sleep she would ask me to go to the study lounge. I was pretty neat and she wasn't. You could definitely tell which side of the room belonged to who. Other than that everything was fine and that's still my girl til this day.
 
In general I have had good experiences rooming with folks. There were two occasions though. I met one of my roomates as a Freshman, he was from L.A. also so we all kinda got along. Since my homie wasn't coming back for a semester I said what the hell I'll stay with him. It was like having Moms around...literally. Dude would beyotch about everything, make up your bed, you staying up too late when I didn't come back at night, where were you. I was like dayum man, leave me alone. He would wear these shorts and read on his knees with his azz in the air...his bed was by the window and he would keep the blinds open. I got a lot of questions.
I stayed in one of the homies apartments during summer school to keep it occupied so I stayed with another one of my homies. This fool would fry fish and leave the grease in the pan for days, leave food out, walk around in his draws ( my girl was staying with me at the time). To top it off he was a little beyotch also. He talked to much, basically everything I would say about someone we knew in common he would tell them...all the bad isht. I wondered why that fool left his clothes and bailed the last day of Summer School. Three fools came looking for me at the apartment and they wanted to start some isht about what dude was telling them.:uzi:
 
Lawd...roommates from hell.........

I had THREE roommates my freshman year at Southern.

roommate #1 was from Detroit. She was a pretty girl with long pretty hair, but ole girl was straight nasty. She took a shower maybe twice a week and she NEVER washed her hair. She liked leaving her underwear laying around the room...to make a long story short, SHE MOVED OUT.

roommate #2 was from Chicago. All she did was talk on the phone all day and night. She never went to class. She would get dressed and go and hang out in front of the union. She and one of our suitemates tried to jump bad one day while I was taking a nap...just mouthing off talking about what they would do....next thing she knew, she was hemmed up against the closet in Boley Hall. Mama boley (God rest her soul) and Mrs. Watterson moved me into a suite all by myself for the rest of the semester.

roommate #3 was from Lake Charles. She was a dancing doll and an engineering major too. We got along well. We were roommates for 2 years before she left Southern....

after that...I lived alone the rest of my days at Southern. I was a RA and had an ENTIRE suite to myself.


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Re: Lawd...roommates from hell.........

Originally posted by kellis

roommate #2 was from Chicago. All she did was talk on the phone all day and night. She never went to class. She would get dressed and go and hang out in front of the union. She and one of our suitemates tried to jump bad one day while I was taking a nap...just mouthing off talking about what they would do....next thing she knew, she was hemmed up against the closet in Boley Hall. Mama boley (God rest her soul) and Mrs. Watterson moved me into a suite all by myself for the rest of the semester.
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**fell out**

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Re: Lawd...roommates from hell.........

Originally posted by kellis
I had THREE roommates my freshman year at Southern.
roommate #2 was from Chicago. All she did was talk on the phone all day and night. She never went to class. She would get dressed and go and hang out in front of the union. She and one of our suitemates tried to jump bad one day while I was taking a nap...just mouthing off talking about what they would do....next thing she knew, she was hemmed up against the closet in Boley Hall. Mama boley (God rest her soul) and Mrs. Watterson moved me into a suite all by myself for the rest of the semester.
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Got dayum suitemates, always causing trouble, I stayed in Jones Hall and we would get into all the time. Boley was one of the hardest dorms to get into. I would be intimidated sitting in the lobby, they were always on guard for our crazy ass fresman hormones.
 
MAN I CAN RELATE...

MAN I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS DAYS....I HAD A ROOMATE IN JUCO..WHO STAYED IN THE MIRROR....
NEVER BATHED.... FLUNKED OUT OF SCHOOL, BECAUSE HE NEVER WENT TO CLASS.... AND LEFT AND WENT TO MVSU IN THE SPRING AND PLEDGED ALPHA...... JUST NASSIE...


AFTER I CUT FROM THE BASEBALL TEAM @LSU..I LET MY HOMEBOY WILL TALK ME IN TO GOING TO UAPB..... SO I TOOK THE VISIT AND ALL AND WAS LIKE KOOL I'LL GO....WE GET THE HOUSING AND STUFF SQUARED AWAY...... IM IN PB CRABBING THE BAND WHEN THIS NICCA CALLS ME AND WAS LIKE DAWG IF I COME THERE IM GONNA LOSE MOST OF MY HOURS.....
SO I WAS LIKE DAYUMN......THERE WAS A CB OF MINE NAMED DECORIAN BYERS THE CALLED HIM UMPHALUMPHA..... HE DIDNT HAVE ANY HOUSING...WELL ME BEING THE GOOD PERSON I WAS, WHEN THE BD'S ASKED WHO DIDNT HAVE A ROOMMATE I WAS LIKE I GOT A BED.... YOU KNOW LOOKING OUT FOR A FELLOW BAND MEMBER......THIS DUDE WAS ONE OF THAT NASTIEST MOFO'S WALKING GOD'S GREEN EARTH....THIS NICCA NEVER BATHED....... WE WOULD COME IN FROM PRACTICE AND THIS DUDE WOULD JUST HOPE IN THE BED.......AND I WAS YOU NASSIE AS HELL.....IN THE WHOLE FALL SEMESTER THIS DUDE NEVER WASHED ANY CLOTHES....... JUST STUFFED THEM IN THE CLOSET....I KEEP THE AIR ON FROZE BE CAUSE THAT WAS THE ONLY WAY THE ROOM WOULDNT SMELL...... I WOULD BY CANDLES SPRAYS...THAT ISHT WASN'T WORKING.... THIS WAS THE ONLY NICCA THAT WOULD GET DRESSED AND ACT LIKE HE WAS GOING TO THE SHOWER..... HE WOULD NEVER BE WET OR DAMP...WHEN EVER HE CAME BACK FROM THE SHOWER I WOULD GIVE HIM DAP LEAVING THE ROOM....THAT ***** SKIN WASN'T EVEN MOIST....:shame:nassie arse.....

then in the spring it was the same he started dating this girl and she would always be over and then them mofo's would turn off my dayumn air...and i would come in cussing...because when i would walk in the the funk would damn near tackle my arse...... dawg y is the air off....this nicca would be like my girl kinda sick...and i would be like ya girl need to take her sick arse to her own dayumn room then..... .... L SHE WAS JUST AS NASTY AS HE WAS....... MAN I WAS SO GLAD WITH THAT YEAR WAS OVER...
 
Thank goodness for my past/ present roommates and suitemates. We all get along like one big ole happy family. I really thought living with 3 other females was a war waiting to happen; but it's really cool.

DGTM, have you tried to talk to homeboy? Maybe he just doesn't realize he's starting to irritate the hell outta you.
 
When I lived in the dorms I was cool with my room mates.

#1- she was cool from St. Louis, she also carried the banner for the band, so we pretty much had the same schedules for band. She admitted that she had and attitude problem, but we still got along. Threw a party in our dorm room, guys from the neighboring dorm attended and so did all the folks on our hallway! We were rocking that dorm room! :D yes we were a true mess! So someone snitched and trhe dorm mother came up to the room, (we are on the 4th floor) some guys were thinking about jumping out of the window (there was a roof of a walk way just below our windoe 2 stories down?????) the dorm mother was like, GET AWAY FROM THAT WINDOW....So my tail back there talking about, LETs BOMB RUSH HER AZZ, SHE CAN:T GET EVERYBODY.....:lmao: :lmao: . SO every one started 1,2,3 GOGOGOGOGOGOOGO! :lol: :lol: man we wre a mess! so then the dorm mother asked, WHO ROOM IS THIS....I was like, I DON'T KNOW BUT THEY BETTER COME GET THERE ROOM.....:lmao: :D :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: . Man it was so crazy in there that night! Most of the party participants were my fellow band/jsettes family! So then the next day we reveived a summons to appear before the Council and we ended up with a 75.00 fine! Our story was that we weren't even in the room! We left and went to the store and left a friend in the room and we came back there were a couple of people in the room and hell the rest is history! Hey, we had fun though!

#2- Me and another one of my CS from the band shared a room and we were cool, but she was sooo dayum nosey! I hated that about her and til this day. I was in her wedding in march and she's still the same!

#3- My first apartment with another one of my CS from the band- she was triffling to an extent. I mean she didn't want to vacum, wash dishes, or anything like that. Luckily we had separate bathrooms. Our birthday is on the same day, so in a way we were too much alike! By her work schedule and mine, we were cool!

Now like Phyliss Hyman- Living Alone and there will never be another room mate unless it's my hubby!
 
Originally posted by limefree
He would wear these shorts and read on his knees with his azz in the air...his bed was by the window and he would keep the blinds open. I got a lot of questions.
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Im sure you DID get alot of questions. Probably some phone numbers from some Twans too.
 
Originally posted by ms.sonic96
So then the next day we reveived a summons to appear before the Council and we ended up with a 75.00 fine!
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That Council is a joke! Piss on the Council!!!!
 

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I had a nasty arse suitemate my freshman year at Fuller Hall....

Nicca would shave/cut hair/etc. and leave that isht in the sink, on the floor, hell....every dayum where.

Kept the shower just nasty as all gt out.....We weren't just the cleanest people, but these niccas had to be downright unsanitary.

The one that took the cake.......
One day the restroom ran out of toilet paper whle one of our suitemates was in there. I get home from band practice and go to take a shower. I'm spitting my gum in the trash whn I see a isht-covered cardboard roll from the toilet tissue staring at me from in the trash can.......That had to be the NASTIEST isht I have ever seen.

I've lived with my high school classmate ever since......
 
My sophomore year I had a crazy roommate. We had too many head-butts

1. The day he moved in, I had just cleaned the room, the nig gonna say I need to clean it again. I was hoping he wasn't a neat freak. I told him to clean it himself. Then I started straightening out something I hadn't finished, and one the phone he said in a very gay voice "we and this roommate gonna get along, we cleaning up together."

2. THen I heard him say "this my third roommate since I been here. This was the Spring semester right after MLK break. So, from the start of the Spring Semester til MLK Break he had 3 roommates.WTF???

3. Then I heard him on the phone say "you don't wanna be around me, you don't want to spend time with me." This was not a female. I was worried I was in the room with a pillow biter.

4. I was on the phone. As soon as I got off, he unplugged the phone-line from the phone jack, plug in his computer, and got on the net. This happened all semester. HE would stare whenever I was on the phone. He would have his mouse in hand waiting for me to get off, so he could instantly press "sign on."

5. I had a swicther( similar to thing for old video games) on my tv because I couldn't find a splitter(because my 2 cable cords were 2 short alone). IF I left the room for more than 2 minutes, he'd turn my tv off and switch the cable to his tv.

6. We bout a mini-stero system mid-semester. HE was in love wiht it. HE was like a kid with a new toy. He played it as loud as it would go from the time he woke up til he went to bad. Then got mad when the RA told him to turn it down. IT was so bad he would come to the room and listen to a song or 2 between classes. Then when I was watching tv, on the phone, or playing a video game, I had to tell him to turn it down each time. I was like " figure it out a-hole, I shouldn't have to tell you everytime." If he didn't like what I was watching on tv, and I didn't leave the room, so he could turn my tv off, he'd turn the radio up.

7. I found out he had some kinda issue with women. Everytime a girl wouldn't talk him, didn't call him enough, or wouldn't meet him after exchanging numbers on the net, he would go off. It was strange to watch, but I got a few numbers of it because they were like "give the phone to your roommate. This is also how I found out he was a 23 year old virgin. A 23 year old virgin that has never had a girlfriend, and can't deal with women. No wonder he gets so upset when he's turned down.

8. One day he was in the room playing music, and was making a humping motion to the song. But he was doing it really, really, really hard like he was beating it up and saying YEAH really forceful like a dude in a porno. I knew he was sexually frustrated at this point. I tried to hook him up with this girl that would fugg and suck anything. She said she wouldn't do it for money after I had them exchange numbers. Then he had the never to tell me not to give the number to any girl that wasn't a dime, like he had a dime on reserve somewhere.

9. HE hug-raped a girl. HE ask for a hug, and she said she had to go to class. HE told her to come back. When she didn't come back after 3 times, he speed walked over to her and took hug. He was taller, so he picked her up. HE squeezed so tight it was like he was dry-humping her. To this day I refer to him as DH for DryHump Rapist.

10. And to finish the year off, he had sex with a transexual. Yes, IT said that he and it did it. HE even said they did it, not knowing I knew what IT was.

He is from Greenville by the way.
 
My Sophmore year at Tuskegee, my room-mate was hearing-impaired.....

He was legally deaf. And only had like 10% of his hearing, and this is with his hearing aids in. Anyway. We got along alright. He was generally a nice dude. Smart as heyal. Straight A-type fella.... But there were certain accomodations that had to be made (by me), living with someone with impaired hearing.

1. He can't hear himself speak. So his speech is hard to understand. Y'all know what I'm talking about. He didn't use conjuctions at all. So he didn't talk much, and when he did, he was hard to comprehend. Then he talked loud....

2. His TV was (how do I put this nicely) like being IN the TV show...It had a special amplifier or something, but it was tremedously loud. I though my hearing was going bad, listening to it......You could hear his TV all the way down the hall. And or neighbors had to understand what the deal was...... Talk about Dolby Surround Sound...:smh:

3. He had this special alarm clock. It didn't buzz or beep. But it had an attachment and a long cord that ran from the clock. He placed the attachment under his pillow. And when the clock went-off, the attachment vibrated, and it would wake him up. I guess it had a little motor in it, and an off-set weight, that it spun around, causing the vibration. Anyway. He dropped it one day, and the side of the thing got dented. And when it vibrated, the weight bangs up against the metal side of the thing. And it sounded like a smalelr version of a Vulcan A-820 .50 cal machine gun..... Now just imagine a dorm full of sleeping men....Then , at 5:30, 'Ratatatatatatatattatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatt!!!!!!'
The whole floor would be up, like :eek2: :eek2:

And I lived with Al for an entire year......

I'm such a light sleeper now, I can hear a rat pissing on cotton, from across the street.....I can hear cell's dividing.....:mad:
 
Originally posted by Devil's Gun Trigger Man
I put bad in quotation, because it doesn't mean that u don't like the person, it just means that u too living to get is an accident waiting to happen. I have this situation, but it will never go that far, because I am a diplomatic person, and I try to avoid confrontations, but I swear sometimes it's hard.

I have a room mate, actually he's one of my LB's, he is a cool arsed dude, but he's just a slob. His whole side of the room is junky and terrible, I'm a neat freak, and stuff like that just irks me. We aren't gonna discuss the questionable odors that occassionally arises from the room when I walk in. Then we have the situation with the phone. Now granted I do have a cell phone, but this is the kind of dude that will have to have the phone surgically removed from his ear, I'm like damn dog give the phone a rest. The one thing that really irks me is the air conditioner situation. It's like I'm living with Mr. Freeze, I mean I understand we are Ice Cold, but damn!!!! Prime example, I can go to take a "hot" shower, and come back, and the air is on, in my mind Iike u trying to kill me aye??? The funny part is like I can turn the air off for like 10 minutes, and he's like "Rob when are u gonna turn the A/C back on again?" I'm like this dude acts like he has to keep his body refrigerated, or he will melt.
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As for the room being junky, I confess mine has been junky 5 days a week for the last 3 years. Seems like during football season, everytime you come in the room you're making it junkier rather than cleaner with the going in and out of room and constant changing of clothes.
 
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