~~Attempting a ""TONYesque"" thread~~
- Thread starter Makaho 2.0
- Start date
SONNY
The Future of Omega!!!!
Tony said:
I dont need Ghost Writers Im never gon Die
Im going take yours, his, hers and my peice NO LIE.
Im deeper that PI, I got 22's over you Sevens,
A 3,4 will crap you as I deficate with Elevens.
Got you shook, find the math answers at the end of the book,
Castle your mind, you line of pawns with my King and my Rook.
Crush you thoughs like BamBam into Pebbles and Stones,
Ill Have you repeated your schitty @ss raps like MIKE JONES
You dont want none FRAT.
Makaho 2.0
++ Digital Assassin ++
Son, they shook...
'cause ain't no such things as halfway crooks
scared to death, scared to look
they shook
'cause ain't no such things as halfway crooks
scared to death, scared to look
livin' the live that of diamonds and guns
there's numerous ways you can choose to earn funds...earn funds
some of 'em get shot, locked down and turn nuns
cowardly hearts end straight up shook ones...shook ones
he ain't a crook son, he's just a shook one...shook one
'cause ain't no such things as halfway crooks
scared to death, scared to look
they shook
'cause ain't no such things as halfway crooks
scared to death, scared to look
livin' the live that of diamonds and guns
there's numerous ways you can choose to earn funds...earn funds
some of 'em get shot, locked down and turn nuns
cowardly hearts end straight up shook ones...shook ones
he ain't a crook son, he's just a shook one...shook one
SONNY
The Future of Omega!!!!
Oh my God, now we got Diamond Gangsta LOVE?
You're an INTERNET Thug, Im a IN THE NETS Thug. SWISH
Raining 3 pointers, free throws on all of your peo-ples
I black eyes with my game, you'll need to see it through peep holes.
Go sit on the Bench for the rest of the Quarter,
Better act like Nas did and acknowlege your Father.
Im the Go to man, the one with last shot,
While you hating on the sidelines, scheming to Plot.
You're an INTERNET Thug, Im a IN THE NETS Thug. SWISH
Raining 3 pointers, free throws on all of your peo-ples
I black eyes with my game, you'll need to see it through peep holes.
Go sit on the Bench for the rest of the Quarter,
Better act like Nas did and acknowlege your Father.
Im the Go to man, the one with last shot,
While you hating on the sidelines, scheming to Plot.
You wanna challege me, & I'm worriedSONNY said:
are you losing ya my mind Or them blunts making ya thoughts blurry
More than combat, let’s travel beyond that,
Reservoirs of Jen na’ Sequa, can you handle that?
You my buddy but if you going nutty, I’ll do you
Like Makaho 2.0 do when they slutty
You’re a long way from home, & it's a lot to think about
You trying to Fry chicken with foreman grills__ without a doubt! :lol:
I’m joking around cause the day is kinda slow
But it ain’t no problemo, to pull the ammo
& send that azz …Some where over the Rainbow♪♪
Vocals of Teflon, this is just Recon, are you a Decepticon?
Must be a disguise
You should retire unless, It's SONNY “more than meets the eyes…”
Jam Piper Jam
Truth Seeker
A KNEE-GROW Speaks of Rivers
Langston Hughes
I've known rivers:
I've known rivers ancient as the world and older than the flow of human
blood in human veins.
My soul has grown deep like the rivers.
I bathed in the Euphrates when dawns were young.
I built my hut near the Congo and it lulled me to sleep.
I looked upon the Nile and raised the pyramids above it.
I heard the singing of the Mississippi when Abe Lincoln went down to New
Orleans, and I've seen its muddy bosom turn all golden in the sunset.
I've known rivers:
Ancient, dusky rivers.
My soul has grown deep like the rivers.
Langston Hughes
I've known rivers:
I've known rivers ancient as the world and older than the flow of human
blood in human veins.
My soul has grown deep like the rivers.
I bathed in the Euphrates when dawns were young.
I built my hut near the Congo and it lulled me to sleep.
I looked upon the Nile and raised the pyramids above it.
I heard the singing of the Mississippi when Abe Lincoln went down to New
Orleans, and I've seen its muddy bosom turn all golden in the sunset.
I've known rivers:
Ancient, dusky rivers.
My soul has grown deep like the rivers.
Antroy
Well-Known Member
I think this thread is going to close with this one:
Way down in the jungle deep,
The bad azz lion stepped on the signifyin monkey's feet.
The monkey said, "Muthaf*cka, can't you see?
Why, you standin on my goddayum feet!"
The lion said, "I ain't heard a word you said."
Said, "If you say three more I'll be steppin on yo muthafuggin head!"
Now, the monkey lived in the jungle in an old oak tree.
Bulls****in the lion everyday of the week.
Why, everyday before the sun go down,
The lion would kick his all through the jungle town.
But the monkey got wise and started usin his wit.
Said, "I'm gon' put a stop to this ole azz kickin s**t!"
So he ran up on the lion the very next day.
Said, "Oh Mr. lion, there's a big, bad muthafugga comin your way.
And when you meet, it's gonna be a goddayum sin,
And wherever you meet some azz is bound to bend."
Said, "he's somebody that you don't know,
He just broke a-loose from the Ringlin Brother's show."
Said, "Baby, he talked about your people in a helluva way!
He talked about your people till my hair turned gray!
He said your daddy's a freak and your momma's a whore.
Said he spotted you running through the jungle sellin azzhole from door to door!
Said your sister did the damndest trick.
She got down so low and sucked a earthworm's dyck.
Said he spotted yo niece behind the tree,
Screwin a muthafuggin flea!
He said he saw yo aunt sittin on the fence
Givin a goddayum zebra a french.
Then he talked about yo mammy and yo sister Lou,
Then he start talkin about how good yo grandmaw screw.
Said yo sister's a prostitute and yo brother's a punk,
And said I'll be dayumed if you don't eat all the pu**y you see every time you get drunk!
He said he cornholed your uncle and fugged your aunty and niece,
And next time he see yo grandmaw he gonna get him another good piece.
Said your brother died with the whoopin cough and your uncle died with the measles
And your old grandpaw died with a rag chunked up in his azz, said he's goin on home to Jesus.
And you know yo little sister that ya love so dear
I fugged her all day for a bottle of beer.
So, Mr. Lion, you know that ain't right.
Whenever you meet the elephant be ready to fight."
So the lion jumped up in a helluva rage!
Like a young c**ksucker full of gage.
He let out a roar!
Tail shot back like a forty-four.
He went through the jungle knockin down trees,
Kickin giraffes to their knees.
The he ran up on the elephant talkin to the swine.
He said, "All right you big, bad muthafugga. It's gonna be yo azz or mine."
The elephant looked at him outta the corner of his eyes.
Said, "Alright go ahead home you little funny-bunny muthafugga and pick on somebody your own size.
The lion jumped up and made a fancy pass.
The elephant side-stepped him and kicked him dead in his azz.
He busted up his jaw, ****ed up his face.
Broke all four legs, snatched his azz outta place.
He picked him up, slammed him to the tree.
Nothin but lion sh*t as far as you could see.
He pulled out his nuts, rolled em in the sand.
And kicked his azz like a natural man!
They fought all night and all the next day.
Somehow the lion managed to get away.
But he drug his azz back to the jungle more dead than alive.
Just to run into that little monkey and some more of his signifying jive!
The monkey looked at him and said, "Goddayum ole partner, you don't look so swell."
Said, "Look like to me you caught a whole lotta hell."
Said, "Yo eyes is all red and yo azzhole is blue,
I knew in the beginning it wasn't sh*t to you.
There's one thing you and me gotta get straight
Cause you one ugly c**ksucker I sure do hate!
Now, when you left, the jungle rung
Now you bring yo dog azz back here damn near hung.
Look muthafugga, ain't you a bytch!
Yo face look like you got the Seven Year Itch!
I told my wife before you left,
I should kicked yo azz my muthafuggin self!
Why I seen you when he threw you into that tree,
Cause some of that ole lion **** got on me!
Why every night when me and my wife is tryin to get a little bit,
Here you come around here with some that old "I owe" ****!
Shut up! Don't you roar!
Cause I'll bail outta this tree and whoop yo dog-azz some more!
And don't look up here with yo sucka-paw case.
Cause I'll piss through the bark of this tree in yo muthafuggin face!"
The monkey got happy, started jumpin up and down.
His feet missed the limb and his azz hit the ground.
Like a streak of lighting and a ball of white heat,
That lion was on his azz with all four feet.
Dust rolled and tears came into the little monkey's eyes,
The little monkey said, "Look Mr. Lion, I apologize!"
Said, "If you let me get my nuts out the sand,
I'll fight yo azz like a natural man!
Look muthafugga, ain't you a bytch, you ain't raisin no hell,
Cause everybody saw you jump on me after I slipped and fell."
Said, "If you'll fight like men should
I'd whoop yo azz all over these woods!"
This made the lion mad!
It was the boldest challenge he ever had.
He squared off for the fight,
But that little monkey jumped dayum near outta sight!
Landed waaay up in a banana tree and began to grin.
Sayin, "Look here you big, bad muthafugga, you been bull*****ed again!
Why, I'll take me one of these bananas,
And whoop on yo azz till it sing the Star Spangled Banner!"
And said, "If you ever mess with me again,
I'm gonna send you back to my elephant friend!"
Said, "The things I told you will never part,
But what I'm gonna tell you know will break yo muthafuggin heart!"
Your mammy ain't no good and yo sister's been a whore"
Said, "I had that bytch on the corner for a year or more!"
But the lion looked up with a helluva frown.
Roared so loud that little monkey fell back to the ground.
The little monkey looked up and said "Please, Mr. Lion! Please don't take my life!
Cause I got thirteen kids and a very sickly wife!"
Said, "All of my money to you I'll give, Mr. Lion,
Please just let me live!"
But the lion kicked him in his azz and broke his neck,
Left that little monkey in a helluva wreck.
The monkey looked to the sky,
With tears in his eyes.
Nothin he could see or nothin he could hear,
But he knew that it was the end of his bulll*****in and signifyin career!
The Signifyin Monkey by Dolemite
Kenn, don't ban me for this. I couldn't resist posting it. I did go through it and try to edit as much as I could. It's hard to do when you're laughing, though.
Way down in the jungle deep,
The bad azz lion stepped on the signifyin monkey's feet.
The monkey said, "Muthaf*cka, can't you see?
Why, you standin on my goddayum feet!"
The lion said, "I ain't heard a word you said."
Said, "If you say three more I'll be steppin on yo muthafuggin head!"
Now, the monkey lived in the jungle in an old oak tree.
Bulls****in the lion everyday of the week.
Why, everyday before the sun go down,
The lion would kick his all through the jungle town.
But the monkey got wise and started usin his wit.
Said, "I'm gon' put a stop to this ole azz kickin s**t!"
So he ran up on the lion the very next day.
Said, "Oh Mr. lion, there's a big, bad muthafugga comin your way.
And when you meet, it's gonna be a goddayum sin,
And wherever you meet some azz is bound to bend."
Said, "he's somebody that you don't know,
He just broke a-loose from the Ringlin Brother's show."
Said, "Baby, he talked about your people in a helluva way!
He talked about your people till my hair turned gray!
He said your daddy's a freak and your momma's a whore.
Said he spotted you running through the jungle sellin azzhole from door to door!
Said your sister did the damndest trick.
She got down so low and sucked a earthworm's dyck.
Said he spotted yo niece behind the tree,
Screwin a muthafuggin flea!
He said he saw yo aunt sittin on the fence
Givin a goddayum zebra a french.
Then he talked about yo mammy and yo sister Lou,
Then he start talkin about how good yo grandmaw screw.
Said yo sister's a prostitute and yo brother's a punk,
And said I'll be dayumed if you don't eat all the pu**y you see every time you get drunk!
He said he cornholed your uncle and fugged your aunty and niece,
And next time he see yo grandmaw he gonna get him another good piece.
Said your brother died with the whoopin cough and your uncle died with the measles
And your old grandpaw died with a rag chunked up in his azz, said he's goin on home to Jesus.
And you know yo little sister that ya love so dear
I fugged her all day for a bottle of beer.
So, Mr. Lion, you know that ain't right.
Whenever you meet the elephant be ready to fight."
So the lion jumped up in a helluva rage!
Like a young c**ksucker full of gage.
He let out a roar!
Tail shot back like a forty-four.
He went through the jungle knockin down trees,
Kickin giraffes to their knees.
The he ran up on the elephant talkin to the swine.
He said, "All right you big, bad muthafugga. It's gonna be yo azz or mine."
The elephant looked at him outta the corner of his eyes.
Said, "Alright go ahead home you little funny-bunny muthafugga and pick on somebody your own size.
The lion jumped up and made a fancy pass.
The elephant side-stepped him and kicked him dead in his azz.
He busted up his jaw, ****ed up his face.
Broke all four legs, snatched his azz outta place.
He picked him up, slammed him to the tree.
Nothin but lion sh*t as far as you could see.
He pulled out his nuts, rolled em in the sand.
And kicked his azz like a natural man!
They fought all night and all the next day.
Somehow the lion managed to get away.
But he drug his azz back to the jungle more dead than alive.
Just to run into that little monkey and some more of his signifying jive!
The monkey looked at him and said, "Goddayum ole partner, you don't look so swell."
Said, "Look like to me you caught a whole lotta hell."
Said, "Yo eyes is all red and yo azzhole is blue,
I knew in the beginning it wasn't sh*t to you.
There's one thing you and me gotta get straight
Cause you one ugly c**ksucker I sure do hate!
Now, when you left, the jungle rung
Now you bring yo dog azz back here damn near hung.
Look muthafugga, ain't you a bytch!
Yo face look like you got the Seven Year Itch!
I told my wife before you left,
I should kicked yo azz my muthafuggin self!
Why I seen you when he threw you into that tree,
Cause some of that ole lion **** got on me!
Why every night when me and my wife is tryin to get a little bit,
Here you come around here with some that old "I owe" ****!
Shut up! Don't you roar!
Cause I'll bail outta this tree and whoop yo dog-azz some more!
And don't look up here with yo sucka-paw case.
Cause I'll piss through the bark of this tree in yo muthafuggin face!"
The monkey got happy, started jumpin up and down.
His feet missed the limb and his azz hit the ground.
Like a streak of lighting and a ball of white heat,
That lion was on his azz with all four feet.
Dust rolled and tears came into the little monkey's eyes,
The little monkey said, "Look Mr. Lion, I apologize!"
Said, "If you let me get my nuts out the sand,
I'll fight yo azz like a natural man!
Look muthafugga, ain't you a bytch, you ain't raisin no hell,
Cause everybody saw you jump on me after I slipped and fell."
Said, "If you'll fight like men should
I'd whoop yo azz all over these woods!"
This made the lion mad!
It was the boldest challenge he ever had.
He squared off for the fight,
But that little monkey jumped dayum near outta sight!
Landed waaay up in a banana tree and began to grin.
Sayin, "Look here you big, bad muthafugga, you been bull*****ed again!
Why, I'll take me one of these bananas,
And whoop on yo azz till it sing the Star Spangled Banner!"
And said, "If you ever mess with me again,
I'm gonna send you back to my elephant friend!"
Said, "The things I told you will never part,
But what I'm gonna tell you know will break yo muthafuggin heart!"
Your mammy ain't no good and yo sister's been a whore"
Said, "I had that bytch on the corner for a year or more!"
But the lion looked up with a helluva frown.
Roared so loud that little monkey fell back to the ground.
The little monkey looked up and said "Please, Mr. Lion! Please don't take my life!
Cause I got thirteen kids and a very sickly wife!"
Said, "All of my money to you I'll give, Mr. Lion,
Please just let me live!"
But the lion kicked him in his azz and broke his neck,
Left that little monkey in a helluva wreck.
The monkey looked to the sky,
With tears in his eyes.
Nothin he could see or nothin he could hear,
But he knew that it was the end of his bulll*****in and signifyin career!
The Signifyin Monkey by Dolemite
Kenn, don't ban me for this. I couldn't resist posting it. I did go through it and try to edit as much as I could. It's hard to do when you're laughing, though.
Mike
Ace Dawg! RQQ!!!!
SONNY said:Somebody said that it couldn't be done,
But he with a chuckle replied
That "maybe it couldn't," but he would be one
Who wouldn't say so till he'd tried.
So he buckled right in with the trace of a grin
On his face. If he worried he hid it.
He started to sing as he tackled the thing
That couldn't be done, and he did it.
Somebody scoffed: "Oh, you'll never do that;
At least no one ever has done it";
But he took off his coat and he took off his hat,
And the first thing we knew he'd begun it.
With a lift of his chin and a bit of a grin,
Without any doubting or quiddit,
He started to sing as he tackled the thing
That couldn't be done, and he did it.
There are thousands to tell you it cannot be done,
There are thousands to prophesy failure;
There are thousands to point out to you, one by one,
The dangers that wait to assail you.
But just buckle in with a bit of a grin,
Just take off your coat and go to it;
Just start to sing as you tackle the thing
That "cannot be done," and you'll do it.
- EDGAR A GUEST
fells like Im back in that 4 spot.
((Chill runs up back))
That poem got 17 folks wrecked over and over again for about three weeks in the Spring of '90. All that and the line got zipped because of a technicality. :smh: Oh well....... atleast most of them finally got their letters.