The Fonky Tail
Two Bulldogs boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in

the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just

before takeoff, a Jag got an aisle seat next to the two


The Jag kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was

settling in, when the Bulldog near the window seat said," I

think I'll get up and get a coke."

"No problem," said the Jag, "I'll get it for you."

While he was gone, one of the Bulldogs picked up the Jag's

shoe and spat in it.

When he returned with the coke, the other Bulldog said,

That looks good, I think I'll have one too."

Again, the Jag obligingly went to fetch it and while he was

gone, the other bulldog picked up the other shoe and spat

in it. The Jag returned and they all sat back and

enjoyed the flight.

As the plane was landing, the Jag slipped his feet into

his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

"How long must this chit go on?" he asked. "This fighting

between Jags and Bulldogs? This hatred? This animosity?

This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"


Mr. Telephone Man (1975)
He's so swift....

Originally posted by Mr. SWAC
This belongs on small talk. Oh wait, it already is.:rolleyes:

Exactly...except there were fraternities used instead of schools! :p

Dang...wasn't it just posted on there a week ago?