Warndalyn
Postmaster General!!!
This is hilarious....:lol:
Shamefully Funny
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his
wife's been in a terrible car accident. He rushes to the
hospital, runs in to the ER and says his wife's been in an
accident. They tell him Dr. Smith is handling the case.
They page the doctor. He comes out to the waiting room to
see a terribly upset Mr. Jones.
Mr. Jones? the doctor asks.
Yes, sir, what's happened? How is my wife?
The doctor sits next to him and says, Not good news. Your
wife's accident resulted in two fractures of her spine.
Oh my God says Mr. Jones, what will be her prognosis?
Well, Mr. Jones, her vital signs are stable. However, her
spine is inoperable. She'll have no motor skills or
capability. This means you will have to feed her.
Mr. Jones begins to sob.
And you'll have to turn her in her bed every two hours to
prevent pneumonia.
Mr. Jones begins to wail and cry loudly.
Then, of course, the doctor continued, you'll have to
diaper her as she'll have no control over her bladder and
of course these diapers must be changed at least five times
a day.
Mr. Jones begins to shake as he cries, sobs, wails.
The doctor continues: And you'll have to clean up her
feces on a regular basis, as she'll have no control over
her sphincters. Her bowel will engorge whenever and quite
often I'm afraid, Of course you must clean her immediately
to avoid accumulation of the putrid effluent she'll be
emitting regularly.
Now Mr. Jones is convulsing, sobbing uncontrollably, and
beginning to wither off the bench into a sobbing pitiful
mass.
Just then Dr. Smith reaches out his hand and pats Mr. Jones
on the shoulder.
Hey, I'm just fugging with you, she's dead.
ROTgotdayumFLMAO :lmao:
Shamefully Funny
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his
wife's been in a terrible car accident. He rushes to the
hospital, runs in to the ER and says his wife's been in an
accident. They tell him Dr. Smith is handling the case.
They page the doctor. He comes out to the waiting room to
see a terribly upset Mr. Jones.
Mr. Jones? the doctor asks.
Yes, sir, what's happened? How is my wife?
The doctor sits next to him and says, Not good news. Your
wife's accident resulted in two fractures of her spine.
Oh my God says Mr. Jones, what will be her prognosis?
Well, Mr. Jones, her vital signs are stable. However, her
spine is inoperable. She'll have no motor skills or
capability. This means you will have to feed her.
Mr. Jones begins to sob.
And you'll have to turn her in her bed every two hours to
prevent pneumonia.
Mr. Jones begins to wail and cry loudly.
Then, of course, the doctor continued, you'll have to
diaper her as she'll have no control over her bladder and
of course these diapers must be changed at least five times
a day.
Mr. Jones begins to shake as he cries, sobs, wails.
The doctor continues: And you'll have to clean up her
feces on a regular basis, as she'll have no control over
her sphincters. Her bowel will engorge whenever and quite
often I'm afraid, Of course you must clean her immediately
to avoid accumulation of the putrid effluent she'll be
emitting regularly.
Now Mr. Jones is convulsing, sobbing uncontrollably, and
beginning to wither off the bench into a sobbing pitiful
mass.
Just then Dr. Smith reaches out his hand and pats Mr. Jones
on the shoulder.
Hey, I'm just fugging with you, she's dead.
ROTgotdayumFLMAO :lmao: