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The Phat Mack
1. A Citizen of Afgan, Alfgana, After Schcoll.....dammit, a citizen of that country that is letting Ben Ladin chill there.
2. A Portland state Football player!
Port-a-pottie State...we are about to get in your arse like a missile through a cave in Afgan, Alfgana, Aftergan, well hell, you know what I mean. For the rest of your life you will be having dreams and nightmares about this arse whipping that Greatness is about to put on you. We are already 2-0 for the state of Oregon, beating your uppidy cousinz from Corvalles, and now we are about to pimp slap your arses like the 2 dollar hoes that you are. You are in for the arse whipping of your lives...and the boys from North Central Cajun Country are about to do it to you.
We will have your arses hoter than a red pepper in a pot of File Gumbo. "Deion" Spears and company will have your WR's knotted up tighter than gas station boudain! And the Law Firm of Taylor, Dukes, and Robinson will pummel you faster than I can suck the head of a crawfish. You are about to get your arses tourched!
Port-a-pottie State................Assume the position!
P.S. - You suck more than a stripper at a bachelor party!
2. A Portland state Football player!
Port-a-pottie State...we are about to get in your arse like a missile through a cave in Afgan, Alfgana, Aftergan, well hell, you know what I mean. For the rest of your life you will be having dreams and nightmares about this arse whipping that Greatness is about to put on you. We are already 2-0 for the state of Oregon, beating your uppidy cousinz from Corvalles, and now we are about to pimp slap your arses like the 2 dollar hoes that you are. You are in for the arse whipping of your lives...and the boys from North Central Cajun Country are about to do it to you.
We will have your arses hoter than a red pepper in a pot of File Gumbo. "Deion" Spears and company will have your WR's knotted up tighter than gas station boudain! And the Law Firm of Taylor, Dukes, and Robinson will pummel you faster than I can suck the head of a crawfish. You are about to get your arses tourched!
Port-a-pottie State................Assume the position!
P.S. - You suck more than a stripper at a bachelor party!