Only in Texas......LMAO!!!


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These fools are about to go to jail and get their horses impounded. Poor horses!!!

 
I have a cousin (Peanut) back home who trained his horse to take him home when he gets too drunk, but never to shop at Walmart. LOL!!!
 
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These fools and the horses are going to jail for just a candy bar. And one of the horses took a shit in the middle of the store. Only in Texas!!!

I tell you, Texas Black folks are some true fools. LOL!!!

The trip was for a candy bar at the store on Bissonnet and the Beltway.

One horse relieved himself in the worst way inside the store, he said.

http://abc13.com/news/man-rides-horse-through-houston-walmart/1810385/
 
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I have a cousin (Peanut) back home who trained his horse to take him home when he gets too drunk, but never to shop at Walmart. LOL!!!

You not lying. I have a cousin who rides his horse to work at the plant. The horse knows how to get to the weed spot also.
 
These fools and the horses are going to jail for just a candy bar. And one of the horses took a shit in the middle of the store. Only in Texas!!!

I tell you, Texas Black folks are some true fools. LOL!!!

Yeh man, some of these dummies here are stupid as hell smh. I feel some type of way while watching the video because some DUMMY did the EXACT same thing and rode his horse through the MIDDLE of a jr hs thereby costing us innocent folks a free opportunity to use the school for a then annual function that occurred for well over 52+ years in that same spot. :mad: That stupid batch. I WISH I knew who it was. :mad:

But on the lighter side :D lol. We had the following to occur in the fam:

1 cousin got a ticket on a horse for running a red light, in broad daylight. lol
Same cousin got a few tickets (no tail lights, no reflective signage, impeding traffic, and something else lol :D :D :D :D ) for driving his 2 mules w/ covered wagon on IH45 @ ~3am leaving "the club" traveling south from Huntsville to Willis. :D :D :D :D :D :D (trooper escorted him to the Willis exit lol :D )
SAME cousin got a ticket for animal cruelty for leaving his horse laid out on the side of the road trying to get to his cheating wife. He was in another town some 15 miles away and ran the poor animal full-throttle for 10+ miles (summer heat) until the animal collapsed. He took off the bits and strapped the saddle across his back and commenced to running hastily towards the town to confront his cheating wife.

Kinfolk is 6'5" 280+lbs of PURE country boy (always walks around w/ a pint in the rear pocket) and spurs smh. :D Those 3 ^^^^^^ things up there aren't folklore. They actually occurred. I was there for the 1st deal w/ the ticket. I LMMFAO!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Budweiser can in left hand, bridle in the right, and slowly strutted through the middle of the busy intersection stopping traffic looking like atillah' the f'ing hun BEGGING for a ticket (the parade BEEN over lol) . :D :D :D :D lmao!!!!! kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke
 
These fools and the horses are going to jail for just a candy bar. And one of the horses took a shit in the middle of the store. Only in Texas!!!

I tell you, Texas Black folks are some true fools. LOL!!!
Jag89, any other time I'd have to argue that point but DAYUM.....I am speechless. What on Earth were these fools on? That was just plain STUPID!
 
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They even rode their horses to the Galleria Mall. Look at the horse shit in the background....

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Valet parking their horses at the Cheesecake Factory.

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Now you know they are straight from Texas, just like the mess below. LMAO!!!

 
I love when the little girl in Walmart waved and said, "HORSEY!!!" LOL!!!
 
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Well at least charges wouldn't be filed against them, but one did say they would never do that again. I'm sure Walmart and Houston's judicial system gave them a clear warning if they tried that mess again. Basically, scared the horse crap out of them. LOL!!!
 
These two fools was on a flight from Texas to Cali. Folks from Texas are funniest. LMAO!!!

 
Crazy road rage jokers in Texas are so busy fighting that thieves just drive off in their cars. LMAO!!!

 
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