Old Men and Worms

Discussion in 'Small Talk' started by MightyDog, May 13, 2002.

  1. MightyDog

    MightyDog Well-Known Member

    Your Grandmother may have told you that old men given you worms. The truth about Worms

    Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

    The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
    The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
    The third worm was put into a jar of sperm
    The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

    After one day, these were the results:

    The first worm in alcohol - dead.

    Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.

    Third worm in sperm - dead.

    Fourth worm in soil - alive.

    Lesson: Don't trust Grandma on this one.

    As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms.
  2. Warndalyn

    Warndalyn Postmaster General!!!

    This is almost as SAD as your smack.

  3. MightyDog

    MightyDog Well-Known Member

    Dtown you mean to tell me you never was told about worms?

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