Man joke: The Sneeze

Discussion in 'Small Talk' started by J C, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. J C

    J C Well-Known Member

    The Sneeze


    A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class
    section of an airplane.

    The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then
    visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.

    The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed
    again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more.

    Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious
    about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed
    yet again.

    As before, she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more
    than before.



    Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said,
    "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your
    nose and then shuddered violently. Are you OK?"

    "I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition;
    whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."

    The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. "I have never
    heard of that condition before" he said. "Are you taking anything for
    it?"

    The woman nodded, "Pepper." :D
     
  2. CEE DOG

    CEE DOG Well-Known Member

    :lol:
     

  3. Warndalyn

    Warndalyn Postmaster General!!!

    I know that's right...:tup:
     
  4. CriTAUcal

    CriTAUcal Do Good; Good Follows

    :tup: :lol:
     
  5. mazjag

    mazjag Active Member

    Damn, it's a vicious cycle:D
     
  6. O'Bladerunner

    O'Bladerunner And Down!

    Is it bad that halfway thru the joke, I automatically thought "maybe, it's because of some type of orgasm"?
     

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